6 March 2026

Dyson has made hair dryers that sound like jet engines, vacuums that cost more than a weekend in Paris, and air purifiers that look like they belong in a Bond villain’s lair. And yet, until last week, you could not buy a Dyson handheld fan. You could buy a £400 cordless hoover. You could not buy the thing you wave at your face on the Tube in August.